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                        WE ARE WHAT WE EAT; PLEASE, LEAVE THAT DAMN SWINE FLESH
ALONE.
George Malik al-Mahdi

The time has come for me to relax a little, and have some fun.

Most of the creatures that call Earth "home" have a diet that they have a particular
affinity towards. Exceptions are made during rare instances where drought,
sickness, or starvation threaten them with hunger pains, and eventual death.There
are two creatures, however, that seem to go out of their way to sample, taste, and
eat literally anything.

Because these two creatures eat filth, it should be no surprise that they are two of
the filthiest animals occupying the earth.Additionally, animal number (1) LOVES to
eat animal number (2). Animal number two is the infamous swine, the filthy,
prehistoric half rat, half possum that we call "hogs." Now, if animal number two is
so bad, and it is devoured regularly by animal number one (which you all know
refers to we humans), then what does this say about us????????

Now, let's examine some of the things we humans sample, and eat, not cause we
need to, but because we're hogs, and we WANT to eat everything that moves. If we
could fly, we'd give buzzards good competition. If we were two inches tall, we'd put
the rats and roaches out of business.

Let's see, the rich white folks are fond of "escargo" (which negros call "snails"), and
"caviar", which we nigros call "fish eggs." During slavery, white folks gave us what
was left of the hogs they ate, and we made all sorts of goodies out of them: hog
balls (don't get you specs, you read correctly). The white folks call them "mountain
oysters." The gave us the guts, and made us feel special by saying we were getting
"chitterlings." Then, there are scorpions, grasshoppers, get my drift?

Ohhhhh, I'd never eat any of those..................and soon as nobody is looking, chomp,
chomp, chomp, chomp away we go, until our jaws are sore, and our cheeks need a
Ben-Gay rub.Science has recently proven that our first cousin, the pig, has flesh that
has a higher nitrite content than other meats. I don't remember what nitrites do (I
strongly expect that they're bad for the heart and coronary arteries), but to all you
non-Muslims...................

Ahhhhhhh haaaaaaaaaa! We told you so.

Now, you may finish eating that hotdog in peace. I can hear it oinking in your
intestines.

George Malik al-Mahdi
http://undergroundrailroadtribalalliance.blogspot.com/